Yar, how about Talk Like a Knoxvillian Day?

Today's Talk Like a Pirate Day (check out some pirate crafts or how to use your iPhone to make pirate faces). But I wonder what Talk Like a Knoxvillian would sound like? Do we have a sound? Other than East TN redneck, is there any particular phrase or colloquialism we use that would ID us? Personally, I pepper my sentences with references to the Sunsphere.